Free Twitter Account! Win a viral Twitter account simply by posting a comment

Contest

We’re proud to invite you to our first and completely free to join the contest. The grand prize is a viral 109,000 followers Twitter account! No strings attached. Since things have been slow we have decided to entertain our buyers (and visitors), so if you’re interested in this contest, please join the fun.

How does the contest work?

  • Simply post a comment below, the comment must contain a joke about marketing. (link to image memes are acceptable)
  • Wait for comment approval.
  • Vote, vote, vote! The comment with the highest vote count at the end of this contest wins the account!

Who can join the contest?

  • Members of Viral Accounts.
  • Regular visitors / Nonmembers.

How long will the contest last?

  • The contest ends July 10th, 2015.

Do I need to pay anything to join?

  • No, the contest is completely free.

 

Still interested? Well then let’s move on to the grand prize and its history.

The grand prize is: @NAME REMOVED TO PROTECT WINNERS PRIVACY, THE CONTEST IS NOW OVER.

(It’s a weird nickname but no worries, Twitter allows name/URL changes)

ViralAccounts.com purchased this Twitter account two months ago, and we completely forgot about it. We didn’t list it on our auctions because it was following too many people, which suggest automation. We’re not 100% sure if this account was created artificially, but what we’re sure of is:

  • The account was established in 2011, suggesting it is here to stay.
  • It averages 4-9k impressions per tweet.
  • It averages 30-150 favs per tweet.

Automation or not this account has many real followers. TwitterAudit.com reports a 95% audit score, which is superb. However, in the past two months, we made no posts to it (with the exception of last night) so the activity died down a little. Over 93% of the fans love music related material, it is because it was once a Miley Cyrus related account (we have rebranded it). The fans are mostly teenage girls who love teenage music. Considering all the facts above we’re certain that this grand prize is worth at least a couple hundred dollars, so what are you waiting for? Read our contest rules and start posting!

Account stats:

Contest Rules:

  • Members must be logged in before posting a comment.
  • Visitors/non-members who wish to join have to provide a real email address while commenting, otherwise we will have no way of contacting you when (if) you win.
  • Only one submission per person.
  • No automation!
  • Guests are allowed to vote.
  • Asking random people, nonmembers and friends to vote on your comment is allowed.
  • You are allowed to down vote other comments.
  • You are allowed to encourage random people, nonmembers and friends to downvote other comments.
  • In the case of unforeseen errors, bugs or a tie, ViralAccounts.com staff reserves to right to make the final decision.
  • You are able to change your vote. (every 15 min)
  • You’re able to vote more than once. (every 15 min)

 

Things To Remember:

This contest comment voting basically works like reddit. The voting buttons are found above each comment, like in this image. The comment votes are tracked by various methods which we can’t reveal. Automation will be easily spotted and if detected the person engaging in such activity will be disqualified. Please allow some time for your comment to be approved, and remember that it must contain a joke related to marketing, it will make the game more enjoyable for everyone.

THE CONTEST ENDS WHEN THE TIMER REACHES ZERO! GOOD LUCK!

THE CONTEST IS OVER! THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING. VOTES FROM NOW ON WILL NO LONGER BE CONSIDERED.

AND THE WINNER IS: exl

Thanks for playing! This contest is now over, but we will host more very soon :)

2017-10-23T14:08:39+00:00 July 7th, 2015|Site News|47 Comments

47 Comments

  1. 2marketing July 7, 2015 at 2:52 pm - Reply

    Why did the marketer get off the trampoline?
    He was worried about his bounce rate.

  2. Social Media Guru July 7, 2015 at 3:05 pm - Reply

    What’s a pirate’s treasured marketing metric?
    AAARRRRRRRRRRR-O-I

    ;)

  3. jf.mccullough July 7, 2015 at 3:25 pm - Reply

    Key roles on a conference call: facilitator, time-keeper, scribe, & scapegoat.

  4. Andrew Anderson July 7, 2015 at 3:58 pm - Reply

    A Bad marketer?

    Anti-social.

  5. mrricksmith July 7, 2015 at 4:06 pm - Reply

    I like peanuts.

  6. nixfeliks July 7, 2015 at 4:07 pm - Reply

    An SEO expert walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor…

  7. Lakshmish July 7, 2015 at 4:14 pm - Reply

    Why did the marketing couple decide not to get married? Because they weren’t on the same landing page

  8. robert July 7, 2015 at 4:47 pm - Reply

    We are in a good mood

  9. Bossman July 7, 2015 at 4:48 pm - Reply

    Why do you want to make it go viral?

    Because Viralaccounts for something.

    • Admin July 7, 2015 at 4:50 pm - Reply

      You sir have my upvote. :D
      MAY I REMIND EVERYONE THAT POSTING A JOKE IS NOT ENOUGH, IT IS ALL ABOUT UPVOTES! Good luck :)

  10. robert July 7, 2015 at 4:48 pm - Reply

    We are happy

  11. exl July 7, 2015 at 4:51 pm - Reply

    I order meals based on what’ll look best on Instagram.

  12. Bryant Maxwell July 7, 2015 at 5:36 pm - Reply

    I failed all my marketing classes in college… because I was always on Facebook. Now I make all my money marketing on Facebook… It helps me pay my Student Loans

  13. Jeff July 7, 2015 at 7:18 pm - Reply

    How many social media marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    None — they’ve automated it.

  14. jack July 7, 2015 at 7:18 pm - Reply

    Why did the social media marketer get off the trampoline?

    He was worried about his bounce rate.

    • Sebastian July 9, 2015 at 12:56 am - Reply

      Yes, I told a few friends and family and then all of a sudden the thing went viralaccounts(sidejoke) ;) and do not worry all my friends use proxies, just to keep things fair ..

  15. Aman July 7, 2015 at 7:38 pm - Reply

    Kid: I have a HUGE Account to sell

    ViralAccounts: What is it?

    Kid: My Orkut

  16. Marek July 7, 2015 at 7:43 pm - Reply

    Why can’t a lead date a religious marketer?

    Because she’ll always be trying to convert him.

    Tadáá,
    GOOD LUCK :-)

  17. Jeffrey Serbin July 7, 2015 at 7:53 pm - Reply

    The optimist says:
    “The glass is half full.”
    The pessimist says:
    “The glass is half empty.”

    The marketing consultant says:
    “Your glass needs re-sizing.” ?

  18. kawi340 July 7, 2015 at 8:05 pm - Reply

    Dear Yahoo, I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo it…” just saying… Sincerely, Google

  19. Lee July 7, 2015 at 8:31 pm - Reply

    I laugh I smile I take Prozac

  20. shaun2 July 7, 2015 at 8:37 pm - Reply

    You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”
    That’s Direct Marketing.

    You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, “She’s/he’s fantastic in bed.”
    That’s Advertising.

    You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”
    That’s Telemarketing.

    You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”
    That’s Public Relations.

    You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”
    That’s Brand Recognition.

  21. hugo112 July 7, 2015 at 8:40 pm - Reply

    Hey I just reached you, and this is crazy, but heres my funnel, so buy it maybe

  22. elijah July 8, 2015 at 3:45 am - Reply

    Half of these jokes came from the first search page on google, which is where all of your guys’ websites would be if you were better at SEO.

    • Josh July 8, 2015 at 7:25 pm - Reply

      Holy crap this guy usin mad boost cheat codes right now

      • Admin July 8, 2015 at 7:29 pm - Reply

        Or maybe he is just motivated? It seems 1/2 of the people here are using proxies -_-. Remember, guests are allowed to vote so this is legal!

      • elijah July 8, 2015 at 7:36 pm - Reply

        Not cheating! Just bored and motivated, ha.

    • elijah July 8, 2015 at 8:09 pm - Reply

      Haha, I just went from 80+ upvotes to -9 in less than 30 seconds, so looks like someone is cheating…

      • Admin July 8, 2015 at 8:21 pm - Reply

        I will check logs at the end of the contest, but for now it all appears legit. This is a contest for marketers, we all knew how this would end. In the world of proxies everything is possible.

  23. Sebastian July 8, 2015 at 6:09 am - Reply

    There was an awards ceremony for commercials on TV last week. I fast-forwarded through the whole thing.

    From Admin:
    You’re disqualified for automation. Please do not upvote / downvote anymore. Raw access logs reveal automation, at times you received 5 upvotes per second yet there are no referrals.

    • Tom July 9, 2015 at 12:25 am - Reply

      Automation lol, been jumping up like 10 every few seconds :(

    • jack July 9, 2015 at 12:43 am - Reply

      This guys votes go up like 5 a second :O

      • kawi340 July 9, 2015 at 12:56 am - Reply

        blackhat at it’s finest lol

        • Carl July 9, 2015 at 1:22 am - Reply

          Lord how is he doing this? even if hes using “knowledge” he most be receiving at least 30 downvotes every moment and even that his still way outranking everyone else, that is not blackhat that is HatsOff for this guy

          • Admin July 9, 2015 at 10:53 am

            This article has received 10,000 visits in the past 24 hours. 0_0

  24. Nicholas July 8, 2015 at 6:29 am - Reply

    You know what my father used to say? ‘Being with a client is like being in a marriage. Sometimes you get into it for the wrong reasons, and eventually they hit you in the face.’

  25. IlluminationEnt323 July 8, 2015 at 6:10 pm - Reply

    The company Search Optimization Officer died
    The Company CEO said, “It took seven stone masons 3 months to carve all the headstones. Traffic to the grave site has been excellent”.

  26. josh80 July 8, 2015 at 6:21 pm - Reply

    Why did the marketing couple decide not to get married?
    They were not on the same homepage….

    *Cheesy I know*

    When your son asks you if he can play in the Google sand box … you tell him that it doesn’t exist. And if he does play in it you’re afraid you won’t see him for the next 8 months……

  27. Josh Shmaze July 8, 2015 at 6:43 pm - Reply

    Well… I’ve been getting the emails for viral accounts for quite a while but I can’t seem to figure out my login so I can never bid but what the hell why not give this a shot

    Why did the chicken cross the road….

    Wait for it…. Wait for it….

    To get to the other side!!!

    • Admin July 8, 2015 at 6:47 pm - Reply

      Not a marketing joke but I will let it slide. If you’re having problems logging in just email our support. Don’t forget to upvote your comment as much as you can in order to win! (you can do so every 15 min, or figure out other ways if you’re clever :)

  28. timmyjoe182 July 8, 2015 at 6:58 pm - Reply

    You wake up in a marketed bed,
    brush with your marketed toothbrush and toothpaste,
    change out of your marketed pajamas,
    drink your marketed coffee,
    put on your marketed shoes,
    leave your marketed house and get into your marketed car,
    while listening on your marketed radio about some marketed products,
    yet people still dont use marketing.

  29. katznkittenz July 8, 2015 at 7:30 pm - Reply

    What does an SEO and part time chiropractor fix?

    Back links.

  30. Anthony July 8, 2015 at 11:18 pm - Reply

    What does the new Chips Ahoy marketing director do her first day on the job?

    Enable cookies! :)

  31. sdm July 9, 2015 at 4:28 pm - Reply

    If you’re feeling bored, find a group photo of 4 girls on Instagram, and then comment “You three look great!”
    Wait and grab Popcorn….

  32. Ashy Bines July 10, 2015 at 2:15 am - Reply

    Why did the naughty lead’s phone ring at 1 a.m.?

    For a booty call-to-action.

  33. veloner July 10, 2015 at 5:39 pm - Reply

    If you have one good idea, people will lend you twenty.

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